I got a phone call from my son's after school provider. Apparently, while he was sitting at a table alone, he removed a band-aid from his elbow and stuck it in his ear. Really, really, really far into his ear.
Hence our field trip to LincCare.
The doctors and nurses are very nice there and took said band-aid out of his ear. The doctor asked the young lad his age. My son said, "Six, I'm six." The doctor replied (with his hand on my son's head and looking straight into his eyes), "I'm going to speak to you like my son. Don't do that again, it's expensive to take out."
You've got to love six.